Although vintage is all the rage, it certainly isn't when it comes to mobile phones. You'll be pleased to learn I've made the giant leap with the acquisition of a new
iphone.
My antiquated Nokia can now be retired after several solid years of service. It was still working okay but the screen was getting too difficult to read.
I probably would've kept it until it died, however I was recently offered some freelance copywriting work. Yay! An urgent upgrade of some basic technology tools, such as the phone, was essential. Being connected 24/7 seems to be a must these days.
It wouldn't have felt right to whip out the old Nokia during important business meetings. The phone hasn't reached the right age to be considered 'cool' retro yet... just sad retro. And really, image is everything...
What credibility I have would be instantly wiped if I dared answered this dinosaur at a meeting.
I was a bit embarrassed at the Apple store because the kid who served me looked younger than my mobile phone. His name was Ace, by the way. And I know that I am getting old when my mouth speaks before it ought..
"Is that your real name?" I enquired of the very fresh-faced Ace.
"Yeah. It's Ace. Not short for anything. Just Ace."
"No! That's terrible. Your parents! You're not named after
Ace Ventura - Pet Detective?" I exclaimed, like an old bat with no insight. (Thank goodness, I'm not a teacher)
"Oh, I happen to like my name," he lied, as he avoided all eye-contact. "I was actually born
before that movie came out."
I was going to tell him "only just" but then I remembered this kid could possess the knowledge to hack into my accounts and unleash technological revenge upon big-mouth me. So I zipped it. Quickly.
Anyway, Ace couldn't have been nicer, despite our awkward start. Apple should give Ace a brightest star award, because he excelled at fresh-faced customer service. He did not judge my Nokia. He really was his name.
Now that I'm in the 21st century what tips can you give me about
iphones? And do I dare use my
igranny cover?
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