Open letter to Peugeot l'Australie

The background to our car problems

In my best Inspector Clouseau hand:

Peugeot l'Australie


Monsieur, Madame


On zis day of loverz, I write to you to tell you der iz no lurve being felt in zis 'ome.


Monsieur Jazon waz told by le mechanique zat 'iz Peugeot cannot be fix-ed. La air con iz dead. Oh la la...la la. 


Jazon is 'ot and 'e needs la air con in 'iz car.


Der iz a probleme. You do not know what it cud be... 'E must bring car back again. And zhen you tell Jazon you have no courtesy car until 27 February? Mais, ce n'est pas possible!


Jazon iz sad and mad.


Alors, now iz poor wife is left unlurved on le jour de la Saint-Valentin. No kisses, no fleurs, no champagne... She cry tearz of sadness. La journee est rooined.


'Ow cud a companie Francaise do zis to lurverz? First, le renovating mojo 'az gone, now l'amour. C'est tragique!

Comptant sur une prompte reponse.


Je vous prie d'accepter l'assurance de ma considerations distinguee.


Madame Brismod


Translation: Fix the f*&#ing car toot sweet, you slack b@$*@#ds!