I expressed my wishes, but still the polished brass (and plate brass) is infiltrating the Sow's Ear at an alarming rate.
Polished brass handle on side kitchen window
Polished brass catch for the linen cupboard
Polished brass window stay
Magnetic plate brass door stop
Plate brass dead lock on front lattice door
I officially give up.
This Christmas there will be a tube of Brasso in Jason's stocking.